Zuri: Curvy Rich Girl Sex Doll—A Skeptical User’s Rambling Explain

The Box (And Everything Before It)

You ever order something online and then, like, completely forget about it? That was me with the Zuri doll. I mean, 3 to 4 weeks is a long time to wonder if you made a weird decision. There’s this “discreet packaging” thing they promise—no labels, just a plain box. Actually true. My neighbor signed for it and didn’t even ask questions (thank god). Anyway, let’s get into the actual stuff.

First Impressions?

Eh—Let’s Talk Size

I dragged her inside (she’s not light—90 lbs is more than I expected). The height is exactly what they say: 5 feet 3 inches, or 162 cm if you’re into metric. She feels… substantial? Like, not flimsy at all. Platinum silicone means she doesn’t have that cheap plastic vibe some absolute sex dolls give off.

Her proportions are honestly kind of wild in person: bust at 37.2 inches, under bust at 26 inches, waist down to 23.6 inches and then hips explode out to 40.4 inches. Sort of cartoonish but also strangely real? I don’t know how to explain it—it definitely hits that curvy look they advertise.

Joints That Actually Move…Mostly

Steel skeleton inside with movable joints—they say that everywhere on the site but I was still skeptical (still am). Some joints move smoothly; others need a bit of force or just feel awkward until you figure out the angle. Knees bend pretty well but elbows are stiff sometimes. Not a dealbreaker unless you’re expecting gymnastic-level flexibility.

Honestly though, posing her for storage or whatever takes longer than you’d think.

Let’s Just Be Blunt: The “Features”

Alright—I’ll just say it because people always want to know: yes, vaginal and anal sex is possible with Zuri (they list hole depths right there—vagina is 6.3 inches deep; anus is about 5.1). Feels strange measuring that out but… someone had to do it first I guess?

The platinum silicone texture is surprisingly realistic—not cold or rubbery after a few minutes indoors—and cleaning isn’t as annoying as some horror stories online make it sound (just mildly tedious).

Shipping & Waiting Game

This part nearly broke me: waiting for processing plus shipping took almost four weeks total before she showed up at my door (international shipping is free though). If you’re impatient like me—or just bad at delayed gratification—you’ll probably check your email way too many times.

The discreet packaging thing really does work though; nobody will know unless they open the box themselves which would be super weird anyway.

Weird Little Details

One thing I kept noticing—the weight distribution makes her feel different from other dolls I’ve tried before (not going into details here), and moving her around can be awkward until you get used to it.

Also the face has this slightly smug look? Not sure if intentional but…it grew on me over time.

Is It Worth It?

Maybe?

If you’re looking for something in the “absolute sex dolls” category with actual curves—not those stick-thin models everywhere else—Zuri fits that bill perfectly well. She looks young-ish without being creepy about it; everything feels solidly built; measurements are accurate down to the cm depending how obsessive you are.

Would I buy again? Hard to say—I’m still not sure how much any doll can actually live up to months of anticipation—but she hasn’t disappointed yet either.

Anyway…I keep thinking maybe one day these things will come fully assembled instead of making me wrestle legs onto torso like Frankenstein’s assistant—but maybe that’s asking too much right now.

There’s probably more I could mention but my brain checked out halfway through writing this section anyway.