Abbott: Sultry Blonde Sex Doll — A Tired Blogger’s Take

There’s something kind of surreal about unboxing a 5 foot 9 inch, thick and curvy E-cup sex doll in your apartment.

I mean—this is not the sort of thing you mention at brunch. But here we are, and honestly, after weeks of research (and a little too much scrolling through absolute sex dolls forums), I figured it was time to just… try it. For science? Maybe not exactly science.

The Size Thing (It’s No Joke)

Abbott isn’t subtle. She’s tall—like, actually tall. 176 cm in real life kinda messes with your head when you’re used to smaller figures or even, well, just living alone with normal furniture proportions. At 85 lbs, she isn’t feather-light either; lugging her from box to bed felt like moving an awkwardly shaped roommate who doesn’t help at all.

But those proportions: bust at almost 37 inches, hips nearly 40 inches… yeah. Thick is right. And the E-cup thing? Not exaggerated for once. It made me pause for a second because holding her upright feels different than what you’d expect from most silicone sex dolls out there.

Movable Joints & Steel Skeleton — More Real Than Expected

I’ll admit I was skeptical about how “real” these hybrid dolls could get—especially with movable joints and steel skeletons being hyped so much online. Turns out, posing Abbott is weirdly satisfying (except when a joint squeaks). You can set her up sitting on the couch like she owns the place or prop her legs up in ways that actual humans would probably complain about after five minutes.

Her flexibility makes things feel less rigid—no pun intended—and yeah, if you’re into long legs or big butt aesthetics, that part delivers too.

Details That Actually Matter (At Least To Me)

Here’s where my inner nerd comes out: measurements and hole depth stats aren’t just numbers on a page once you start using the doll. Vaginal depth at 6.7 inches means there’s room to work with; anal at 6.6 isn’t far off either; mouth is shorter but still functional (5.1 inches). Never thought I’d care about these details as much as I do now—but hey, surprises everywhere.

And then there’s stuff like shoe size (women's 6-6.5) which sounds random until you realize some folks buy shoes for their dolls? Not my thing yet but never say never.

Shipping Experience — The Waiting Game

Waiting three or four weeks for delivery felt endless—I kept checking tracking updates like someone waiting for concert tickets to drop early or something dumb like that. When Abbott finally arrived…well, discreet packaging meant my neighbor didn’t raise an eyebrow (thank god). Unmarked box and all that jazz—it works.

The processing time was longer than Amazon Prime will ever let me tolerate again but considering what’s inside? Worth it if you want privacy.

Is It All Perfect?

Not Quite

Let me be clear: this isn’t a magic fix for loneliness or anything deep like that—though sometimes late at night it does feel oddly comforting having someone (something?) else around even if she can’t talk back. There are moments where adjusting joints gets annoying or cleaning takes longer than expected—you don’t see those bits in glossy product photos.

Oh—and while Abbott comes as a blonde by default, mine had red hair because I clicked the wrong option during checkout and didn’t notice until she arrived! Weirdly enough though… kinda grew on me?

One Last Tangent Before Coffee Kicks In

You ever spend ages researching absolute sex dolls only to end up realizing half of what matters can only be figured out by trying one yourself? That was me here—reading reviews about “big breasts,” “tan skin,” “hybrid silicone construction,” blah blah… none of it really landed until Abbott showed up in person and suddenly everything felt more tangible (and heavy).

If you’ve been circling around whether these tall blonde sex dolls are worth it—I dunno if anyone else will say this but: maybe just take the leap if curiosity keeps poking at you every few nights before bed.

Not sure how else to wrap this up except—I should probably go make breakfast now before she starts haunting my dreams instead of just taking over my guest room closet drawer space…