Ann: Ready To Ship (And, Yeah, She’s Actually in the USA)

I don’t usually write these things.

I mean, not unless I’m bored or need to vent about something weird online—which is more often than it should be. But here we are. This time it’s about Ann, a platinum silicone sex doll that’s… well, apparently just sitting in some warehouse in the US waiting for someone to click “buy now.” Not exactly what I thought I’d end up researching on a Tuesday night, but whatever.

The “Ready To Ship” Bit—Does That Even Matter?

Honestly? Most of these sites promise all sorts of stuff. Fast shipping, discreet boxes, perfect everything. You know the drill. But this one stuck out because it says Ann is actually stored in their USA warehouse and ready to ship right away. They claim she’ll show up at your door in three to seven business days after you order—not months later like some other places (don’t ask how I know).

If you want her fast and exactly as shown—no tweaks or customizations—this is what they’re selling. No picking different eyes or swapping wigs or any of that stuff. Just… Ann.

What’s Actually Included?

Let Me Try To Remember

Okay, let me try to list this without sounding like a brochure (which is harder than you’d think). She comes with articulated finger skeletons—meaning her fingers bend like real ones—and gel breasts for the squish factor. There’s this Real Oral Sex thing (ROS), which honestly sounds kind of clinical when you type it out loud but apparently matters if that’s your thing.

Mechanical closable eyelids—that detail got me for some reason; never really thought about blinking dolls before today—and standing feet so you can pose her upright without extra stands or whatever.

The makeup on both head and body looks realistic enough from the pictures… though obviously those are studio shots. Still, if you’ve seen absolute sex dolls before, you probably know what level of realism to expect by now.

Proportions & Specs: More Numbers Than You Need

She’s 5’6” tall (166 cm), weighs 87 lbs—which is heavier than you think until you try moving one around your apartment at midnight so nobody sees through your blinds—and has measurements that sound almost cartoonish: bust 33 inches+, waist 25”, hips 37”.

Sex-wise? Vagina depth clocks in at 6.3”, anus at 5”. Not sure who needs that much information but hey, it was there on the site so now it lives here too.

Steel skeleton with movable joints means she’ll hold poses pretty well; not floppy like those cheap models people complain about online.

Who Is This For?

Seriously Asking Myself

I guess if speed matters—like maybe someone wants an absolute sex doll ASAP for reasons I shouldn’t speculate about—this setup makes sense. You get exactly what’s pictured and no waiting around for weeks while customs loses your package somewhere between Shanghai and Cincinnati.

But if customizing every little thing is important? Different story entirely—they say to click elsewhere if that’s your jam.

Weirdly Specific Memories

There was this time last year when a friend ordered a doll from overseas and spent two months checking tracking numbers every day only for it to get stuck in some port over Christmas break (he still brings it up). If he’d gone with something actually ready-to-ship from inside the US… might have saved himself a lot of stress—and awkward explanations with his roommates.

Something That Bugs Me

One tiny thing—I keep wondering how many people just buy these “as pictured” versus going full custom mode. Maybe most don’t care as long as she arrives fast? Maybe they do? Hard to tell unless you start lurking forums where people talk way too much about hole depths and makeup shades…

Anyway, having her available instantly feels oddly modern—a little dystopian even—but maybe that’s just me overthinking again because my brain won’t shut off tonight.

Almost Forgot: Age & All That Legal Stuff

Yeah—the model is listed as 18+ years old and looks fit else those keywords suggested… which I guess ticks all the boxes someone might be looking for if they’re browsing absolute sex dolls late into the evening instead of sleeping like normal humans do.

Not Really Wrapping Up

I could go on about specs or delivery times or why mechanical eyelids are such an odd flex but honestly—it’s late and my coffee ran out an hour ago. If you want Ann fast and don’t care about changing anything major, she seems legit enough (at least compared to half the sketchy shops floating around).

If not… well, there are always other options buried ten tabs deep somewhere else on the internet.