Cordelia: Country Cutie Sex Doll – A Skeptical User’s Take

First, That Name… And The Whole “Country Cutie” Thing

Cordelia. Even typing it out, I can’t decide if it sounds like a southern belle or someone from an old British novel. Anyway, the “country cutie” branding is honestly… kind of funny? Maybe that’s just me being jaded by all these absolute sex dolls with their wild names and marketing angles. You see enough ads and you start expecting them to promise she’ll bake you a pie and fix your truck (spoiler: she won’t).

But let’s get into what actually matters. The details.

Silicone Skin – Not Just Hype?

I’ve seen plenty of claims about “HumanSkin ultra-realistic texture.” Usually, this means the doll looks great in photos but feels… not quite right up close. With Cordelia, there’s a full silicone body—none of that weird TPE stuff that sometimes smells odd after unboxing. When I first got her (yeah, I caved), I remember thinking: does she look as good as the pictures?

Weirdly enough, yes. She’s 5 feet 7 inches tall (170 cm), which is taller than most dolls in this price range—long legs are no joke here; they’re pretty striking in person. Still, touching the skin for the first time was strange. Not bad, just uncanny at first. After a while though? It gets less weird.

Proportions & Details That Actually Matter

Let’s be real—most people want to know about measurements more than marketing fluff:

• Height: 5’7”
• Weight: around 68 lbs (manageable but not light)
• Bust: 35.4 inches
• Waist: 27.5 inches
• Hips: 38.2 inches

The proportions feel… well, human-ish? Not cartoonish like some other cheap silicone dolls floating around online.

And for those who care about specifics (because some do):
Vagina depth is listed at 7.9 inches; anal at 6 inches deep—which is more info than you get from most sellers.

Evo skeleton included too, meaning she can pose better than basic models—arms stay put instead of flopping everywhere like a ragdoll.

Shipping Anxiety & Discreetness

Here’s where my skepticism really kicked in—the whole shipping process always makes me nervous with these things (privacy matters). They say free international shipping and discreet packaging…and honestly? That part was true for me at least.

Box arrived plain and unlabeled—not even the delivery guy gave it a second glance. Processing took nearly three weeks plus another week for actual shipping—so don’t expect instant gratification here.

One thing tripped me up though—the costume isn’t included despite all those cute promo pics floating around absolute sex dolls sites everywhere online.

Small Realization About Expectations

There was this moment unpacking Cordelia when I realized how much expectation plays into buying something like this—a mix of curiosity and wariness fighting it out in your head until you finally see her standing there (well…sitting awkwardly on my couch). Is it exactly what you imagined? No doll ever is—but Cordelia comes closer than most cheap long legs options out there.

I guess what surprised me most was how normal it felt after a few days—not life-changing but not disappointing either.

An Odd Tangent – Storage Woes

Not sure why no one talks about storage space with these full silicone sex dolls—they’re big! At almost seventy pounds and five-seven tall, hiding her away isn’t easy if you have roommates or nosy family members visiting unexpectedly.

Had to clear out half my closet just to make room—and even then her feet stick out sometimes under jackets (which led to one awkward conversation).

Would I Recommend Her?

That depends on your expectations—and maybe your living situation too. If you’re looking for something cheap with long legs and realistic skin texture without breaking the bank—or dealing with obvious packaging—Cordelia covers those bases pretty well compared to other absolute sex dolls I’ve tried or researched obsessively late at night.

Still haven’t figured out where to put her boots though…but that’s probably not covered anywhere in the product description anyway