Doris: Asian Secretary Sex Doll – A Skeptical User’s Quietly Surprised Take

I’ll admit, I’ve scrolled past my fair share of sex doll ads.

They’re everywhere, right? Usually I roll my eyes and move on. But then there was Doris—the “Asian Secretary Sex Doll,” 5 feet 6 inches tall and made from platinum silicone. Something about the way she was described (or maybe it was just a weird mood that day) got me actually reading the details. Not sure if it was curiosity or boredom, but here we are.

The Features List That Actually Made Me Pause

Platinum silicone, steel skeleton with movable joints—sounds more like something you’d find in a sci-fi movie than your bedroom. Doris is apparently one of those absolute sex dolls that’s supposed to look and feel “real.” I mean, what does real even mean when you’re talking about a doll? Still… the specs were oddly specific.

Height: 166 cm (that’s 5’6”, which is taller than most dolls I’ve seen). Weight: 84 lbs—heavier than expected, honestly. Proportions? Bust at almost 32 inches, waist at 22, hips at just over 36. Someone somewhere spent a lot of time on those numbers.

The part that felt strangely clinical: hole depth measurements. Vagina: 6.3 inches; anus: 5.1 inches. Not something you usually see in product descriptions at Target, but I guess it matters if you’re investing this much money into a sex doll.

Shipping—Not as Sketchy as You’d Think

There’s always that awkward moment when you imagine your neighbor signing for a giant box labeled “SEX DOLL INSIDE!” Turns out, Doris ships in completely plain packaging—no logos or embarrassing labels anywhere. Free international shipping too (which surprised me; stuff like this usually costs an arm and a leg to ship). Processing takes about two to three weeks plus another week for delivery… so not exactly Amazon Prime fast, but also not forever.

Weirdly enough, waiting for something like this makes it feel less impulsive and more… planned? There’s time to second-guess yourself before the box shows up.

The Tall Thing Feels Different

Most dolls seem short or oddly proportioned—not Doris though. At 5’6” she’s basically average height for an actual woman where I live (maybe even taller). Long legs make her look less cartoonish and more like someone who could plausibly exist in an office hallway somewhere.

I don’t know why that detail stuck with me so much—maybe because everything else about these things can feel exaggerated or fake—but getting proportions right does make a difference if realism matters to you at all.

Realization Hits Midway Through Unboxing

Unpacking Doris wasn’t as bizarre as I thought it would be—just heavy lifting mostly—and no weird smells either (which is apparently common with cheap TPE dolls). Platinum silicone feels cold at first but warms up quickly enough; joints move smoothly without creaking or stiffness.

There was this odd moment where I caught myself thinking how much engineering went into making her stand upright without tipping over—steel skeleton really does its job well here. It’s easy to forget how many little adjustments go into making something poseable until you try moving an arm or twisting her torso slightly for photos (not admitting anything).

Unexpected Downside – Storage Is Awkward

Here’s what nobody tells you: storing an adult-sized sex doll is awkward as hell unless you have space set aside already. She doesn’t fold up neatly; she doesn’t fit under most beds unless yours is unusually high off the ground; closets work but only barely.

It sounds dumb now but yeah—I hadn’t planned ahead well enough and ended up propping her behind some winter coats until I figured out something better.

Small Tangent About Absolute Sex Dolls Quality

I used to think all these absolute sex dolls brands were just marketing fluff—but after handling platinum silicone versus cheaper materials… there really is a difference in texture and durability. Joints don’t get loose after posing her five times either—a problem friends warned me about with bargain models they bought online (regret purchases galore).

Maybe it shouldn’t have impressed me but yeah—it did.

Why Write This Down Anyway?

Not sure anyone reads these kinds of posts except other people quietly researching late at night hoping nobody checks their browser history tomorrow morning—but whatever—I wish someone had written down the boring details before I ordered mine.

Doris isn’t perfect (nothing ever is), but if you’re looking for something realistic-feeling—with long legs and actual weight behind it—instead of plastic nonsense from sketchy sites… well, maybe give her a look anyway.

That’s probably enough rambling for now—I still haven’t figured out where she should go next week when family visits unexpectedly…