Leelee: Hot Mom Sex Doll — The One That Actually Surprised Me

Meeting Leelee (No, Not Like That… Yet)

If you’d told me a year ago I’d be quietly impressed by a sex doll—let alone writing about one called “Leelee: Hot Mom Sex Doll”—I probably would’ve laughed. Maybe even out loud. Yet here we are, and honestly, there’s something about her that just... well, it catches you off guard.

She arrives in this totally nondescript box. No labels, no weird branding—just a plain package sitting awkwardly at my doorstep. Discreet packaging is the phrase they use on the site (absolute sex dolls does keep its promises there), but for some reason I half-expected the delivery guy to give me a knowing wink anyway.

Details You Can’t Unsee

This isn’t some flimsy inflatable thing from a sketchy shop. Leelee stands 5 feet 4 inches tall—164 cm if you’re into metric—and weighs in at 88 lbs. Which is kind of wild when you try to move her around; she’s got heft, not going to lie.

Her D-cup full silicone body feels real enough that it’s... almost unsettling? Bust: 32 inches. Waist: 23 inches. Hips: 40.5 inches—a big butt with curves that make you do a double take even when you know it’s not real flesh and blood.

The steel skeleton underneath means her joints actually move like human ones do (not perfectly, but close enough to freak out your inner skeptic for a second). She can sit, stand—sort of—or pose however you want without flopping over like one of those old rag dolls from childhood nightmares.

The “Features” Section They Don’t Print On Boxes

Here’s where things get really specific and maybe too honest for polite dinner conversation:

• Vaginal depth: 7.1 inches
• Anal depth: 6.3 inches

Yeah, they measure these things down to decimals—which is both practical and strangely clinical. It also means if you’re wondering whether she’ll “fit,” well... now you know.

Sex-wise? Both vaginal and anal are possible (again: absolute sex dolls doesn’t exaggerate their marketing much). The silicone feels warm after a minute or two—not alive exactly, but not cold plastic either.

Legs For Days (And Nights)

There was this moment—I remember thinking how ridiculous it was—that I found myself sort of admiring the legs on this thing. Long legs, smooth lines; classic brunette look with all the busty “big boobs” energy marketers love shouting about online.

But up close? It’s less cartoonish than I expected and more—hmm—juicy? Not sure what else to call it without sounding like an ad myself.

Waiting Game & Weird Anticipation

Let’s talk about patience for a second because getting Leelee isn’t instant gratification territory (unless your kink is tracking shipping numbers). Processing takes three weeks plus another week for shipping internationally—that’s four weeks total before she lands at your door.

Weirdly enough, I started looking forward to unboxing day as if I’d ordered something way more normal than an adult toy shaped like someone who could pass as your friend’s hot mom from college days gone by.

Is This What Realism Feels Like?

The first time I moved her arm and heard the faintest click from inside—the steel skeleton doing its job—it felt oddly intimate in an uncanny valley kind of way. Not quite human but definitely not just rubber and wire anymore either.

Somewhere between assembling IKEA furniture and meeting someone new at a party who turns out cooler than expected… That vibe stuck around longer than I thought it would.

Free Shipping Isn’t As Boring As It Sounds

You wouldn’t expect free international shipping to matter much with stuff like this—but saving money on something so niche feels sneakily satisfying somehow. Plus nobody wants their neighbors asking questions about random fees or mystery boxes showing up labeled “big breasts silicone doll.” Thankfully: nothing but blank cardboard here.

Anyway—

I guess what surprised me most was how little embarrassment stuck around after setup day faded away into routine life again. Leelee blends in—not literally—but emotionally? Less taboo than advertised once she becomes part of your space instead of just some idea off the internet somewhere far away.

And yeah—I’m still quietly impressed by how real those proportions look in person… which says more about modern design than my own curiosity ever wanted to admit out loud.

Maybe next time I'll write about something less lifelike. Or maybe not. Who knows where these packages lead?