Maisie: Orgasmic Sex Doll — Not What I Expected (But, Maybe Better?)

I’ll be honest—when I first heard about the Maisie silicone sex doll, my reaction was kind of a snort.

These absolute sex dolls always sound like they’re promising some next-level fantasy, and then you see the same old marketing copy everywhere. But then a friend (not naming names) actually ordered one. Curiosity got me, eventually. I ended up spending a weekend with Maisie—not in the way you think at first—and now I’m quietly… well, not unimpressed.

The Height Thing Hits Different

Maisie stands at 5 feet 7 inches tall (170 cm). That’s taller than most of my exes, for what it’s worth. There’s something weirdly real about seeing her propped up in your room—like she could almost pass as a mannequin if you dressed her up right. It makes the whole experience less “toy” and more… hmm, presence? Not sure that’s good or bad, but it surprised me.

Details That Actually Matter

Let’s get into specifics because that’s where most reviews gloss over stuff:

• Silicone skin feels uncannily soft (not sticky or plasticky)
• Steel skeleton with joints that move better than some action figures
• Her bust is 34.5 inches, under bust 28 inches—C cup territory
• Waist: 25 inches; Hips: 37; she wears women’s shoe size 4.5-5

The weight threw me off at first—91 lbs isn’t nothing to haul around—but once she’s set up somewhere stable? She stays put. You don’t get that floppy mess effect some cheaper love dolls have.

Oh and hole depth—awkward topic but people want to know:

• Vagina: 7.1 inches
• Anus: 6 inches
  Both are easy enough to clean if you’re not squeamish.

Shipping & The Waiting Game

You don’t just click “buy” and have Maisie on your doorstep two days later. There’s a three week production window plus another week or so for shipping (mine took just over four weeks total). The box is plain white—no embarrassing logos or anything—which is honestly nice because nobody needs their neighbors asking questions.

International shipping is free though, which helps offset the wait time a bit.

A Moment of Skepticism (Turned Around)

I kept thinking this was going to feel awkward or tacky—or maybe even sad? But after actually handling Maisie (setting her up on the couch with clothes on), there was this odd sense of craftsmanship I hadn’t expected from an absolute sex doll brand before. Joints bend naturally; fingers can curl around things; her skin doesn’t smell like chemicals.

I remember thinking: Okay, maybe this isn’t just for lonely guys hiding in basements after all.

Not Everything Is Perfect

There are still quirks though—the hands look delicate but can feel stiff if you try too hard to pose them. Getting shoes that fit women’s size 4.5-5 isn’t exactly easy unless you shop in the kids’ section sometimes (which feels…odd).

And yeah, cleaning takes effort—you can’t skip it unless you want regrets later.

Unexpected Realization

Here’s something weird: after spending time with a hyper-realistic hybrid silicone love doll like Maisie, regular mannequins at clothing stores start looking creepier by comparison. It messes with your brain expectations somehow.

Anyway—I didn’t expect much from these so-called orgasmic sex dolls at first glance, but now? Quietly impressed might be the best way to put it.

I guess people will keep judging until they’ve actually tried lifting one out of a massive white box themselves…