Missy: Innocent Teen Sex Doll – A Tired Blogger’s Take

Thinking About Why People Even Want a 5’7” B-Cup Doll

You know, I used to roll my eyes at the whole “absolute sex dolls” thing. Like—who’s buying these? But then, after actually researching (and, well, trying) one like Missy, I get it a little more. Not fully. Just… more than before. There’s something oddly specific about her stats: 5 feet 7 inches tall (172 cm), B-cup chest that isn’t cartoonish, and that steel skeleton with movable joints. It’s not just the look; it’s how she moves—or can move if you’re patient enough to pose her.

I won’t sugarcoat this: Missy is heavy. 84 lbs (38 kg). Dragging her around my apartment was an unexpected workout. If you’re expecting something light or floppy, hmm, maybe rethink it.

The Details That Caught Me Off Guard

It’s weird how the details matter once you have the doll in front of you. Her bust is 31 inches—sort of athletic looking but not exaggerated. Underbust is smaller at 26 inches, waist down to 22.8 inches (which sounds tiny but looks about right on her), hips out at 33.8 inches.

What surprised me most? The hole depth stuff: vagina and anus both at 6.7 inches deep; mouth at 5.1 inches—which is honestly deeper than some real people are comfortable going (awkward truth). I didn’t think I’d care about those numbers until I did.

Shipping Was Less Sketchy Than Expected

One thing people worry about with absolute sex dolls is shipping—nobody wants neighbors side-eyeing them for weeks because of a weird package on their doorstep. Missy came in a plain box without any giveaway labels or branding (discreet packaging means what it says here). Processing took two weeks and shipping another week; three weeks total felt long while waiting but…eh, worth it for not being embarrassed.

There was this moment when I thought customs would open the box and call me up or something ridiculous like that—but nope, nothing happened except tracking updates.

Functionality vs Fantasy – Where Reality Sets In

On paper: vaginal, anal, oral sex possible with Missy—the full set of options people expect from high-end absolute sex dolls nowadays. In practice? Yeah… mostly works as advertised if you use enough lube and don’t rush things (the steel skeleton helps keep positions). Still—not exactly like being with a person; there are moments where the illusion breaks and you remember she weighs almost as much as your ex-girlfriend.

But sometimes that distance is comforting too? Hard to explain unless you’ve tried it yourself.

Unexpected Tangent About Maintenance

Quick tangent—I didn’t realize how much time goes into cleaning these things until after the first go-around. You can’t just toss her in the shower and be done with it; there’s rinsing out every opening (mouth), drying carefully so mold doesn’t become an issue… It gets repetitive fast if you’re not prepared for doll maintenance routines.

I remember thinking—next time I’ll set aside towels ahead of time instead of scrambling mid-cleanup like an idiot.

Athletic Build vs Stereotypes

Something else stuck with me: Missy isn’t shaped like those over-the-top fantasy dolls floating around online. She looks young-ish but also athletic—like someone who plays sports rather than posing all day on Instagram filters or whatever people expect from “teen sex doll” listings (Missy is listed as over 18 by the way).

That subtlety made her feel less fake somehow? Maybe that’s why she stands out among other absolute sex dolls—it feels less forced.

One Last Thought That Won't Quite Tie Up Neatly

Can’t say this is for everyone—I’m still kind of half-convinced myself—but having spent actual time with Missy gave me new perspective on what these high-end realistic dolls offer versus what people imagine from afar.

There are awkward bits no review ever mentions until you live through them yourself—and moments where everything clicks just enough to make sense why someone would want one in their life even if they never admit it out loud.

Anyway…I guess curiosity got me here and now my living room has never looked quite the same since she arrived—still figuring out how I feel about that part.