Nataly: Gym Babe Sex Doll—A Tired Blogger’s Take

Weirdly Enough, It All Started With a Banner Ad

I barely remember clicking it. One of those days where my mind was half-melted from work and I just… needed distraction. That’s how I ended up on the product page for Nataly—the so-called “Gym Babe” sex doll, all H-cup silicone and big butt and, well, everything else they cram into the title. She’s 5 feet 5 inches tall (or technically 166 cm), which is somehow taller than a couple of people I dated in college.

The Numbers Game Gets Real Fast

You know what’s funny? How these sites get super specific about measurements. Like, really specific. Nataly clocks in at 69.5 lbs (31.5 kg). Not light—dragging her out of the box was a workout by itself (ironic for a gym babe). Her bust is 37 inches, underbust 26, waist just 24, hips a pretty wild 42.1 inches. They even list hole depth (not sure if that made me laugh or cringe): vagina is six inches deep; anus is five and a half.

Honestly, it’s more stats than you get on some dating apps.

Unboxing: Discreet Packaging Is No Joke

The box came after four weeks—three weeks processing plus one for shipping (that wait felt long when you’re already checked out mentally). Free international shipping though, so there’s that. And yeah, discreet packaging means discreet. Plain cardboard box with nothing screaming “absolute sex dolls” on the outside. My neighbor helped carry it up the stairs and didn’t even blink.

Steel Skeletons & Movable Joints: Not What You’d Expect

I always thought these things were floppy or weirdly rigid but nope—Nataly has this steel skeleton with joints that move almost like an action figure for adults (which sounds wrong but whatever). Posing her is possible but also kind of awkward at first—you have to get over this weird feeling like you’re assembling furniture from IKEA except it has boobs.

Her legs are long—long legs are apparently part of the “gym babe” vibe—and she stands better than I do after two beers.

Anal: The Details People Actually Want

Let’s not pretend anyone cares about anything else here: yes, vaginal, anal, and oral sex are all possible with Nataly. They mention it everywhere on the site because why wouldn’t they? The full silicone feels surprisingly real in places—I mean not alive, but not cold plastic either.

If you’ve never tried something like this before… well—I guess it depends what you expect from absolute sex dolls in general. There’s an uncanny valley thing going on sometimes—but then sometimes it works better than expected? Hard to explain unless you’ve been there at two in the morning debating life choices.

A Tangent On Storage & Cleaning Nobody Warns You About

Here’s what nobody tells you: where do you put her when guests come over? Or how much time cleaning takes? Silicone cleans easily enough but those hole depths aren’t just trivia—they matter when you’re scrubbing out every inch thinking about your next Zoom call starting in ten minutes.

There was one afternoon where I hid her under my bed right before my landlord dropped by unannounced—a memory that still makes me sweat slightly whenever someone knocks unexpectedly.

Shipping Time Feels Longer Than It Should

Maybe this isn’t important to everyone but waiting four weeks—three weeks processing plus one week shipping—for something like this feels longer than ordering anything else online ever does. Something about knowing what’s coming makes every day drag out twice as slow as usual.

But free international shipping softens the blow a bit; discreet packaging too if you live with nosy people or have delivery folks who chat too much.

Did It Change Anything?

Not really sure how to answer that without sounding weird—or maybe just tired—but having Nataly around is… different? Sometimes helpful during lonely stretches; other times she sits untouched for days while life gets busy again.

She looks good though—a brunette gym babe with juicy proportions who doesn’t ask questions or judge messy apartments or missed deadlines. Some days that matters more than others.

Anyway—I’m not selling anything here; just writing stuff down because maybe someone else will read this instead of another glossy ad promising perfection from absolute sex dolls or whatever brand next pops up in your feed tonight.

And now my coffee went cold again.