Pippa: Asian Sex Doll — Not What I Expected (But Maybe That’s On Me)

The Thing About Wanting Something (And Actually Getting It)

I’ll just say it: I bought the Pippa Asian sex doll because, well, I was tired of swiping and—let’s be honest—being disappointed. You see all these absolute sex dolls online, with their perfect skin and weirdly inviting faces. And after a few drinks and one too many nights spent alone in my Nashville apartment (tiny kitchen, loud neighbors), I figured… why not? Gosh, I am so ready to get laid! Yes, I know that makes me sound like a slut, but that is the truth, and I am NOT ashamed of the needs of my body.

Pippa arrived two weeks later. Discreet packaging—sure enough. No one at the building gave me a second look when I lugged that box up three flights of stairs. Heavy thing for a “doll.” Sixty-eight pounds doesn’t sound like much until you’re sweating through your shirt.

Details People Don’t Tell You

They always mention features: Japanese silicone, 5 feet 4 inches tall (163 cm), steel skeleton with movable joints. Vaginal, anal, oral—you know the drill. But nobody talks about how awkward it feels unboxing something shaped like a person. Or how cold she is at first touch.

Her measurements are almost comical on paper: bust 30", waist 22", hips 30". Hole depth? Vagina and anus both go eight inches deep; mouth is six. There’s this moment where you stare at those numbers and try to imagine what kind of person sat down to measure them out.

Then again… maybe it’s better not to think about that part too much.

Sex Drive vs Reality

The site says Pippa has an extremely high sex drive—loves sucking, fucking, taking a hard dick up her ass. Even threesomes apparently; she’ll finger and suck another woman if you’re into that sort of thing (which honestly—I might be). The fantasy is easy to buy into until you’re actually there with her in your room and realize… well… she isn’t going to move unless you do all the work.

Not complaining exactly—it’s just different from what my brain had conjured up late at night reading reviews or whatever passes for testimonials these days. She looks real enough under lamp light; her skin feels soft-ish for silicone (sanhui brand if you care), but there’s still this uncanny valley effect when you catch her face from certain angles.

Tangent: Am I Bisexual or Just Bored?

Weirdly enough—I started thinking about whether buying Pippa meant something else entirely about me. Like maybe being attracted to women but needing penetration means guys will always win? It sounds dumb written out like this but… anyway.

I love touching pussy as much as cock; parting lips with my fingers or tongue feels natural either way. But yeah—a woman can’t penetrate me quite the same way (unless we break out toys). Maybe someone reading this gets what I mean—or maybe it’s just me overthinking after too many lonely nights.

Unexpected Pros & Cons

One thing no one mentions: moving her around is an actual workout. Those long legs look great sprawled on your bed but try lifting sixty-eight pounds in dead weight after round two (or three). Suddenly gym membership seems less urgent.

Cleaning isn’t sexy either—but necessary unless you want things getting gross fast.

Shipping was free though—that surprised me—and nothing on the box said “sex doll” which helped keep nosy neighbors clueless.

Is She Worth It?

Here’s where skepticism kicks in again: having Pippa around hasn’t magically solved loneliness or made sex feel less complicated in my head. She looks good propped against pillows; sometimes even better than real dates who ghost after coffee at Starbucks (where yes—I work part-time).

But there are moments when reaching for her feels more like admitting defeat than indulging desire—a strange contradiction between wanting connection and settling for silicone company instead.

Still… some nights she helps take the edge off without strings attached or awkward morning-after texts—which counts for something? Maybe?

Anyway—the hype around absolute sex dolls is half true at best; they fill a gap but don’t erase it completely. If that sounds bleak—it isn’t meant to be. Just honest from someone who tried it instead of just talking big online.

Would I recommend Pippa? Hmm… depends who’s asking and why they need her in the first place.