Sienna: Curvy Blonde Sex Doll — A Tired Blogger’s Low-Key Take

The Odd Moment When a Box Arrives

I guess there’s no prepping for the day a 95-pound box shows up at your door and you know exactly what’s inside. Not that I was nervous, more…curious? Maybe a little amused. Anyway, the discreet packaging works—no logos, no awkward branding, just a plain box. The neighbors probably thought it was an air purifier or something. Four weeks is longer than I’d wait for socks, but for a full silicone sex doll like Sienna? Expected.

Quiet Admiration (With Some Skepticism)

Unboxing Sienna felt kind of surreal. She’s tall—5 feet 3 inches (163 cm)—and heavier than you’d think (43 kg). Lifting her out of the packaging took some effort, which made me laugh at myself for skipping arm day at the gym again. But then I noticed how detailed she is; the skin feels real in that way high-end absolute sex dolls sometimes manage to pull off. The big boobs thing is not exaggerated—her bust measures 40 inches—and those proportions are honestly wild: 22.4 underbust, 27 waist, 36.5 hips.

The steel skeleton with movable joints is impressive too; she holds poses without flopping over like those cheap mannequins from department stores. There’s something quietly impressive about how much engineering goes into these things.

Details That Stick Out (Literally and Figuratively)

I kept poking around—literally checking details because why not? Vaginal depth: 6 inches. Anal: 5.5 inches. It sounds clinical when you write it down but in person it’s…well, functional? You can tell someone obsessed over those measurements so everything would feel right.

I-Cup silicone breasts are as “juicy” as advertised—I get why people search for big boob or busty blonde dolls specifically now—it’s sort of mesmerizing how lifelike they look and move when you shift her around.

Unexpected Tangent About Legs

Weirdly enough, I found myself fixating on her legs after all that talk about boobs online. They’re long and shaped just right for sitting or standing poses (with support). There’s this almost artful vibe to the way her knees bend and ankles pivot—not stiff or robotic but smooth in a low-key way.

For anyone who cares about realism in adult dolls—or just wants something more than a prop—the joint design matters more than you’d expect.

Delivery Waits & Small Realizations

Four weeks isn’t nothing, but after having Sienna here it makes sense why absolute sex dolls take time to ship out—there’s a lot going on under the surface besides “blonde” or “big breasts.” Processing takes three weeks alone before shipping even starts (which is another week), so patience helps if you’re thinking about ordering one yourself.

There were moments where I wondered if this was all worth it—then realized how much care went into making sure every detail matched up with what people actually want from these things.

Glitchy Reflections & Open Ends

Not sure what else to say except maybe this: owning something like Sienna ends up being weirder and more interesting than expected—not just because of her looks (though yeah, she nails that curvy blonde thing), but because there’s this odd respect for craftsmanship that sneaks up on you once she arrives.

Anyway…maybe next time I’ll write about maintenance routines or storage headaches—but honestly my brain keeps circling back to those long legs and how surprisingly human it all feels sometimes.